Gore + BTE: Stomps Bush in CA beauty contest. WTE: Bradley comes close somewhere.

Bradley - BTE: Carries courtside seats at Madison Sq. Garden. WTE: Loses to Keyes in CA.

Bush + BTE: Sweeps without smirking. WTE: Limps home to Texas for Southern Tuesday.

McCain = BTE: High in Ohio and N.Y. WTE: Holy McGovern! Wins only Massachusetts.

B. Jones - “University” prez tells Larry he’ll allow inter- racial dating. Welcome to the 20th Century.

J. Rocker = Repentant closer has penalty reduced. But will he take the 7 train to Shea?