Mentions little Cody in a Charles of the Ritz ad, thereby shattering her own world record for insufferability.
America’s lovable oaf stands in his undies, gobbles Burger King Breakfast Buddies, and we still kinda like him.
Not to be outdone by his partner, the Rege pitches Aspercream, of all things. You get the feeling he hates it.
Fake news set blurs line between her real job and that of Vaseline-lotion pitchwoman. Does she need the bucks for alimony?
title: “Scorecard” ShowToc: true date: “2023-01-24” author: “Julie Rendon”
A gaudy patch commemorating the team’s 25th anniversary in Oakland.
Diamond marks the deaths of front-office assistant Sheri Berto and Maureen Schueler, wife of team vice president Ron Schueler.
An initial for the late Bill Shea, an attorney who headed the group that brought the Mets to New York in 1962.
A commemorative patch marking the team’s 100th anniversary.
The initials of late majority owner Jean R. Yawkey, widow of longtime owner Tom. She died following a stroke earlier this year.
A blue patch marking that momentous event: the opening of Dodger Stadium 30 years ago.
An All-Star Game insignia reminding us that San Diego is hosting the midseason classic this year.
title: “Scorecard” ShowToc: true date: “2022-12-11” author: “Jason Spangler”
In clingy togs, shows some great… moves. If this doesn’t get men exercising, nothing will.
A nuts-and-bolts vid featuring two relentlessly smiling helpers. Quirk: puts Vaseline on feet (for calluses).
Boogies with kids (not Ken) thanks to computer animation.
No word on her performance–the tape is still under wraps. But we’re sure it’s Broadway caliber.
Looks natural stretching huge rubber bands while (barely) wearing lingerie-style outfit.
title: “Scorecard” ShowToc: true date: “2023-01-06” author: “Theodora Barta”
title: “Scorecard” ShowToc: true date: “2023-01-17” author: “Keith Goodman”
Hepcats born too late to dance the frug will dig this New York zine dedicated to obscure ’60s rock bands (remember the Del-Aires?) and low-budget horror movies.
Curl up by the Lava lamp for this D.C.-area homage to ’70s TV. Latest issue: an interview with Eve Plumb. (Who? Jan Brady, retard!)
Before Seattle, Minneapolis was the youth city. This slick local quarterly covers everything from music to Japanese cartoons with a chip on its shoulder.
“Dracula” fans, Anne Rice addicts, or any very pale, heavy-mascara wearer will love this L.A. review of the Gothic-i.e., creepy stuff-in the arts.
Beyond mere underground culture, this Massachusetts mag follows sub-Earth’s crust filmmakers, and non-Hot 100 bands like The Goo Goo Dolls.
The new issue of this L.A. punk bimonthly has very long interviews with bands, a police-radio listening guide and poetry about audio components.
